Threetard (or 3-tard) Rowing slang associated in light intended (arguably un-PC) humour for the rower sat in the third seat of an eight person boat, the position is thought to be relatively easy to row from.
Uses- “Hey karen since your the Threetard, you buy the pussy* and vodka”,
Alternatively“She fancied herself a butch Threetard”
*pussy, an actual energy drink called pussy, legend has it that lesbians tryed it once for the novelty but deemed it ridiculous and thought it to be transparant pandering marketing,
Looking out onto the still water, her wanderlust was satisfied but she was burning with desire to find her perfect rowing partner… and she had forgotton her camera
