Your Perceptions.
What you expect this tumblr is about…
what this tumblr is actually about…
So gay.
NSFW oh should have put that in the title, now you’ve been caught looking at this naked girl on a tumblr called “lesbians using rowboats” you pervert.
Some Rowing Slang
Threetard (or 3-tard)
Rowing slang associated in light intended (arguably un-PC) humour for the rower sat in the third seat of an eight person boat, the position is thought to be relatively easy to row from.
Uses- “Hey karen since your the Threetard, you buy the pussy* and vodka”,
Alternatively“She fancied herself a butch Threetard”
*pussy, an actual energy drink called pussy, legend has it that lesbians tryed it once for the novelty but deemed it ridiculous and thought it to be transparant pandering marketing,
Looking out onto the still water, her wanderlust was satisfied but she was burning with desire to find her perfect rowing partner… and she had forgotton her camera
For the Ladies-Francais this water loving froggy is also a talented wakeboarder. Comes with an entourage. #oneofthedudes
This helpful video lets us understand why rowing is better than chocolate and shopping and so on. Which is excellent as I had personally wondered that “Why is rowing better than those other things that I enjoy as a woman?”
Shout out to the GLRF. And Thanks for this treat, your website is a charm! One for the boys
Lesbian Rowboat Associate of the Month
Jeanette Winterson OBE has written a wide range of works since her first novel “Oranges are Not The Only Fruit” She is also renowned for her Journalism and work for LGBT rights.
And now she will be famous for being the author of the previously never head of existing title
“Boating for Beginners” . It would be worth tracking down a 1st Edition Hardback and keeping hold of it for a few years.
This is not a joke. Something as amazing as Jeanette Winterson writing a book titled “boating for beginners” actually happened. 
“Marge had been paddling these shores for fifteen years and she had never seen another small water sailer as lady-like as Jilly, it was love at first starboard sighting she was the kind of woman Marge could settle down and get civilly partnered with”
