Lesbians Using Rowboats

Some Rowing Slang

Threetard (or 3-tard)
Rowing slang associated in light intended (arguably un-PC) humour for the rower sat in the third seat of an eight person boat, the position is thought to be relatively easy to row from.

Uses- “Hey karen since your the Threetard, you buy the pussy* and vodka”,

Alternatively“She fancied herself a butch Threetard”

*pussy, an actual energy drink called pussy, legend has it that lesbians tryed it once for the novelty but deemed it ridiculous and thought it to be transparant pandering marketing,